The Life of Ted!: "Metal Deer Solid: On Dasher"
Posted: Thursday December 28th, 2006
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You can't elfnap one of Santa's faithful, and offer him up as trade without the potential for retaliation. It should be noted however that, depite being armed and heavily trained, A.N.T.L.E.R units are typically not deployed for the purposes of death and destruction. They're used more for their ability to silently cross enemy lines to re-establish broken lines of communication, for reconnaisance, and troop rescue when required. A.N.T.L.E.R. is the single most useful tool in Santa's northern military machine.
Okay, so it's just a glorified Metal Gear joke. That's alright, this IS a gaming site after all.
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