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Doom 3: "Damn Hamburger!"
Posted: Wednesday August 4th, 2004 by

Wow, it seems like we've been waiting for Doom 3 almost as long as we were waiting for Warcraft III. And, far be it from me to completely ignore the trend. Hell, if I had the cash, I'd be playing it right now. But... since, I'm just a lowly artist I'll just have to settle for making Doom 3 jokes.

And, it seems obvious to me that these demons are coming forth for a reason. And what better reason than a hamburger? I mean, when you scroll through your destructive arsenal to fight these guys, do they give you hamburger to offer the chaps? No. Not they don't. If they did, the game would end in five minutes.

Zombies want brains. Demons want hamburgers.

This is exactly why the Doom series has never taken place in a Burger King.

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