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The Life of Ted!: "Giving Ted a Gift"
Posted: Tuesday December 18th, 2007 by

You know Dasher and Dancer
and the rest of the pack.
Comet and Cupid
and all of that crap.

But who does Claus call,
when he's playing some
Christmas hardball?

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
is always Santa's go-to bitch.
He's there to get the job done
when the Fat Man's really in a pinch.

All of the elves avoid him.
And the reindeer won't even speak his name.
He lives in secluded hermitdom
so their BS won't affect his game.

Then one week before Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so red,
'fill' this box up just for Ted."

Oh how the reindeer giggled
as he filled it up with 'glee'.
Ted's getting poop for Christmas
instead of a PS3!

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