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Oblivion: "No Soliciting"
Posted: Thursday April 27th, 2006
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I've seen more commercials for "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" in the last couple of days than I have for any game in a long long time. And during one such commerical an image flashed through my mind.
I'm not exactly sure WHY the idea of a door to door saleman trying sell Oblivion inhabitants "invading hero" insurance came to mind. But the image was far too clear for me to dismiss.
I mean, hell, I've stormed through as metal clad orc on more than one occassion laying waste to anything that moved and a few things that didn't. So, the notion seems logical. Every product has a niche right?
I just hope the salesman has some fireball-in-the-ass insurance.
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I'm not exactly sure WHY the idea of a door to door saleman trying sell Oblivion inhabitants "invading hero" insurance came to mind. But the image was far too clear for me to dismiss.
I mean, hell, I've stormed through as metal clad orc on more than one occassion laying waste to anything that moved and a few things that didn't. So, the notion seems logical. Every product has a niche right?
I just hope the salesman has some fireball-in-the-ass insurance.
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