Dead Rising 2: "Man vs. Wild"
Posted: Monday August 30th, 2010
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Last Tuesday when we introduced Survivorman Norrath, I mentioned that there was a Bear Grylls comic idea as well. This is it. Bear Grylls vs. Dead Rising 2. You might have noticed the jacket.
The way we figure it -and I'll use Stormy's exact words here- "Bear's so goddamn weird that not even zombies will have anything to do with him". Now I personally think that's a tad harsh. But, I do think he's so freakin' weird, if I were a zombie, I wouldn't want to eat him either. I mean, eating a zombie arm, I guess I can understand that, though I would be concerned about contracting the disease. And drinking his own wizz, well Bear has done that before. But, why is he naked except for the yellow Dead Rising 2 jacket? I have no idea.
I also don't know why the car is on fire. But **shrugs** hey, who needs an excuse to burn a car?
Prudence demands that I ask that you please not set any cars ablaze.
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The way we figure it -and I'll use Stormy's exact words here- "Bear's so goddamn weird that not even zombies will have anything to do with him". Now I personally think that's a tad harsh. But, I do think he's so freakin' weird, if I were a zombie, I wouldn't want to eat him either. I mean, eating a zombie arm, I guess I can understand that, though I would be concerned about contracting the disease. And drinking his own wizz, well Bear has done that before. But, why is he naked except for the yellow Dead Rising 2 jacket? I have no idea.
I also don't know why the car is on fire. But **shrugs** hey, who needs an excuse to burn a car?
Prudence demands that I ask that you please not set any cars ablaze.
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