GU Comics by: Woody Hearn

I've been doing the Sons of Hodir dialy quests for a few weeks now. And I've tried desperately, despite Plethora's quips, to ignore the names of the quests. But I just can't do it anymore.

I think some dev had spent too much time away from his lady friend when he started naming the series. Here's the list... Blowing Hodir's Horn, Mounting Hodir's Helm, Polishing Hodir's Helm, and Thrusting Hodir's Spear. Come on man. We get it, you're making dick jokes.

I'm not going to lie to you and say I'm above it. I've made plenty of suggestive penis jokes in my life. My name is Woody for Monkey's sake. It's damn near a requirement. But, every day I do these quests I roll my eyes again and try desperately to ignore it. Soon my faction will be high enough to buy the exalted goodies and I'll likely never do those dailies again.

That being said, I'm no prude. So, I'm thinking this thread should celebrate other gaming items, quests, NPCs, etc. that you feel have suggestive names.

This thread will uhh... probably not be completely safe for work.

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