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The Life of Ted!: "No Xbox 360 for you"
Posted: Tuesday November 22nd, 2005
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Ahhh the end of continuity. I figured with the release of the 360 you guys would forgive one last Celine reference.
For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about, here's the story thus far:
1. Ted threatened Sony BMG with a class action lawsuit over the whole rootkit situation. But, agreed to settle out of court, if Sony BMG forced Celine Dion to be his beer wench for a month. [ comic ]
2. Apparently Sony BMG agreed to the settlement as Ted is making demands of Celine. [ comic ]
3. Ted makes Celine wait in for an XBox 360 and scare away gamers by singing. [ comic ]
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Now, I have no plans for getting my hands on a 360. The guys at Rhino told me a while back that, in order to give everyone a fair chance, they wouldn't be taking pre-orders for XBox 360's. And, I don't have any plans to buy the system from somewhere other than Rhino. So, I guess, if I really want one, I'll just have to wait 6 months or something.
Until then, those of you that have managed to get your hands on a 360, feel free to share your stories of triumph and moneyspendingatude.
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Today's Pimpage: Ted is wearing a "Diabolical Hot Dog" t-shirt from Threadless.Com.
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For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about, here's the story thus far:
1. Ted threatened Sony BMG with a class action lawsuit over the whole rootkit situation. But, agreed to settle out of court, if Sony BMG forced Celine Dion to be his beer wench for a month. [ comic ]
2. Apparently Sony BMG agreed to the settlement as Ted is making demands of Celine. [ comic ]
3. Ted makes Celine wait in for an XBox 360 and scare away gamers by singing. [ comic ]
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Now, I have no plans for getting my hands on a 360. The guys at Rhino told me a while back that, in order to give everyone a fair chance, they wouldn't be taking pre-orders for XBox 360's. And, I don't have any plans to buy the system from somewhere other than Rhino. So, I guess, if I really want one, I'll just have to wait 6 months or something.
Until then, those of you that have managed to get your hands on a 360, feel free to share your stories of triumph and moneyspendingatude.
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Today's Pimpage: Ted is wearing a "Diabolical Hot Dog" t-shirt from Threadless.Com.
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