World of Warcraft: "Crops"
Posted: Wednesday July 17th, 2013
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Yeah yeah, I'm not playing WoW with a freakin' 360 controller. Like any gamer worth his salt, or whatever, I move between gameplay devices as the whim strikes me. And yeah, I haven't been into MMOs for a while. The raiding just got played out. I already had a job, you know? I didn't need some 19 year talking down to me because I was three pixels out of optimal position. Slapass. Oh, so don't tell Woody I doing the casual thing. He'll be all "one raised eyebrow" and shit. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Oh and Vessy? Don't feel bad for her. Sure she's helping me out by doing some packing duty. But I sat around listening intently to a discussion of shoes for three hours last week. I nodded. I talked about laces, buckles, heels. We even talked about how to walk on grass in high heels. I've earned a little underwear folding recompense, right? No? Dammit.
Boop.
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Oh and Vessy? Don't feel bad for her. Sure she's helping me out by doing some packing duty. But I sat around listening intently to a discussion of shoes for three hours last week. I nodded. I talked about laces, buckles, heels. We even talked about how to walk on grass in high heels. I've earned a little underwear folding recompense, right? No? Dammit.
Boop.
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