Angry Birds Star Wars: "Loophole"
Posted: Thursday November 15th, 2012
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Angry Birds Star Wars released a week ago and the reviews have been incredibly positive. But I think there might be a bit of an issue. Since anger leads to the Dark Side and Angry Birds are angry. Angry Birds lead to the Dark Side. It's only a matter of time Rebel Alliance. It's only a matter of time.
I mean, from Yoda's perspective EVERYTHING leads to the Dark Side: hate, fear, ANGER, jealousy, love, fear of loss, emotional attachment. Not to mention the Jedi haven't figured out that there can be more than two Sith despite Yoda's claims. Quite frankly, one could probably make the argument that Yoda is the Jedi version of Palpatine, destroying the Order from the inside.
Meh, screw Yoda and the Jedi. I say skip all the goody-two-shoes stuff and get on with the Fun Side of the Force. Party at Lando's! BYOC45*! Whoooo!
* Bring Your Own Colt 45
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I mean, from Yoda's perspective EVERYTHING leads to the Dark Side: hate, fear, ANGER, jealousy, love, fear of loss, emotional attachment. Not to mention the Jedi haven't figured out that there can be more than two Sith despite Yoda's claims. Quite frankly, one could probably make the argument that Yoda is the Jedi version of Palpatine, destroying the Order from the inside.
Meh, screw Yoda and the Jedi. I say skip all the goody-two-shoes stuff and get on with the Fun Side of the Force. Party at Lando's! BYOC45*! Whoooo!
* Bring Your Own Colt 45
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