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Critter Crunch: "Over-Protective"
Posted: Tuesday October 6th, 2009 by

I've mention Critter Crunch in passing before, but I figured it was about time to give it the full GU treatment. Eating their kids friends aside, most of the divorced parents in the crowd just completely related.

And dad's you have to admit, eating that snotty little doucheface your precious little girl just brought home is infinitely more effective than threatening to snip off his gigglebits with pinking shears if he gets out of line. Of course following his consumption by vomiting a rainbow is just the icing on the proverbial cake.

Some of you look confused. So let me take a moment to explain. In the world of Critter Crunch you play this fuzzy litter yellow thing that grabs bugs with its tongue, feeds them to other jewel-laden critters until they explode. You eat the jewels then ralph them into the waiting mouths of your hungry children. The 'ralph' looks like a rainbow. Awesome.

Critter Crunch is available October 8th on the Playstation Network for $7.

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