Star Wars: Galaxies: "Darth Pimpin'"
Posted: Thursday March 10th, 2005
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There was a report over at Evil Avatar about the next expansion for Star Wars Galaxies: Rage of the Wookiees. Now I usually wouldn't care. But, I couldn't resist the joke potential.
Maybe it's just me but something about the words "Rage of the Wookiees" just doesn't sound very threatening? Kinda like... "Wrath of the Hamsters". **shrugs**
To explain the comic a bit, Kashyyyk is the wookiee homeworld. They're fighting against Imperial and Trandoshan rule to maintain their freedom. Which makes them perfect candidates for Rebel influence. And, that's the basis of the expansion. So, put Vader on a world of wookiees with a skinning knife, give him a directive to quell their rebellious spirit, and hilarity should ensue. I got five bucks that says Vader walks out of there with a Wookiee-fur coat and hat, ala HuggyBear (the pimp from Starsky & Hutch).
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