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Van Helsing: "More Bleach"
Posted: Wednesday October 20th, 2004 by

Let me start this thread with a minor disclaimer...
This is a completely opinion driven post. If you like the Van Helsing movie and game, I really am glad. There's absolutely nothing wrong with liking a movie that someone else might not. But, in the same vein of "understanding, there should be absolutely nothing wrong with NOT liking a move.

On to the post...


A few days ago, I made a comic and posted about my dislike of the Van Helsing video game. And insinuated, with the comic, that the only way to clean "the suck" out of my XBox was to use bleach.

Now, having rented the DVD from Blockbuster... the most positive thing I can say is that I'm glad it was a 99 one night rental. But having watched it, I'm left with the distinct feeling that my DVD Player now needs a cleansing of its own.

I knew from a "making of" I saw that the movie wasn't going to be great. So, I didn't press play with any misconceptions of what I'd see. But, and remember that I'm not a movie critic, the CG was terrible and the acting was worse. It had its moments; but, they were exceedingly rare.

I honestly felt like the Blooper real was infinitely better than the movie itself.

I'm really not that hard to please when it comes to movies. I can watch and enjoy a good variety of films. But this one was definately NOT for me. Given the movie, I can see why the game was bad.

Okay opinions are all done! Please please please feel free to post what you enjoyed about the movie so that other people won't take my word for it.

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