Uncharted 2: "He Has A Point"
Posted: Tuesday October 13th, 2009
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Reading about upcoming games, as I am want to do, I was reminded of Uncharted 2. I've seen the game a few times before. It's absolutely beautiful. But it reads something like Tomb Raider. Though, instead of Lara Croft you get Nathan Drake. So I figured what the hell? Slap some fake boobies on good ol' Nate there and you have far more than just a critically acclaimed third-person action-adventure/shooter with a 97 Metacritic score. [more info] You have a little piece of laser-etched win right there for use anytime you need it.
Disagreement with your best friend over the fact that giving the wrong definition of ironic is in and of itself ironic? Boosh! Uncharted 2 + Nate with Boobies. Win. Constantly having to defend your preference for mixing plaids and stripes? Tadow! Uncharted 2+. Win. Dogs can so look up. U2+. Win. You get where I'm coming from.
Now, to be fair, there is a female character in Uncharted 2. But I'm pretty sure, putting fake boobies over real boobies would have just confused people.
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